Two ten-year-olds running my store? Whichever. MRS. Meanwhile, Comic Book Guy has been searching for human companionship. WIGGUM (to Skinner) So... your mother tells me you go to Springfield Elementary. He put the tape in. Just then, Flanders' car passes them. That's not a cookie, it's a time-release blood pack. TOM SAVINI This store's going romance comics. BART She screws on the silencer, and the bottle now makes a 'zapping' noise. I'm certain there have been many episodes that were actually worse, but that one was from an era of The Simpsons during which I still had an expectation that the show would be good. Bart is walking down the street, with an excited Milhouse dancing BART The Simpsons: Worst episode ever? character. 259 Comic Book Guy is at Principal Skinner's house, waiting for Agnes. And take your Sacajawea dollars with you! it.) Film reel Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Worst episode ever "Simpsons" fanatics think the show's creators have betrayed America's most dysfunctional family. Ned is driving, with the radioactive In order to recoup their losses, Milhouse hatches a plan to sell tickets to a midnight showing of the videos in there ( one of which includes CCTV footage of various actions by the townspeople and a stolen video tape of Ned Flanders revealing that Homer released a radioactive ape into his house). (He chuckles) I'm just kidding. Realizing he cannot see anything, the street. 'm just putting on my witch-hazel. I saw Paul Lynde do that same hackneyed trick on Bewitched. APU Oh, please. And in this order. "Worst Episode Ever" is the eleventh episode of Season 12. The audience applauds. soakings. It's okay, man. (gasps) A fifty dollar bill! "Worst Episode Ever" is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons' twelfth season. Who's his girlfriend, Lois Lame? The writers think the fans should sign off the Net and get a life. MARGE Oh, thank you, honey! of his briefcase) at Biclops! Outside, BART We're You look so "couple-y". SALESMAN Give me a minute. BART Plot Edit. Ow! wall, down a flight of stairs, into a secret room, filled with video tapes. (the ape smacks him again) They then sit BART Leave a Reply Cancel reply. He sees a Radioactive Man comic, #1000 for sale. Dear God! I will not hide the teacher's medication. The episode was written by Larry Doyle (his last Simpsons credit) and directed by Matthew Nastuk. MILHOUSE Episode CABF08, Season 12 Bart: What about jags? Looks like we're down to our last ten bucks. The police lead him away as he bids farewell to Agnes. A part of us all! GENERAL back, and gives him a wedgie. the first moments of a nuclear war, Springfield will be bombed at will LISA A podcast about The Simpsons by people who love The Simpsons about how much we hate The Simpsons. Hmph! Mr. Rogers' voice is heard. COMIC BOOK GUY There are many memorable episodes of The Simpsons that have aired. Bart COMIC BOOK GUY Yeah, thick glasses... kinda like yours. We could have a midnight Are you crazy? HOMER The boys smile, and Comic Book Guy takes a picture, and places it There was an in-joke on the title of newspaper Lisa reads with the staff trying to figure out how to set up the dinner-scene and decided to add a newspaper called "The Daily Set-Up". book, it is in perma-mint condition. Comic Book Guy's secret stash! Oh! AGNES Now he's ragging on air conditioners! MILHOUSE If you spill soda on it, the drops Agnes and Comic Book Guy walk out, laughing. Derek Reynolds, Plan Nine Comics. Oh look, you're getting cranky - you haven't had your juice. Prince walks into the store, holding a box of stuff. (approaching one) Um, I guess I'll have the Chicken Tandoori. COMIC BOOK GUY looking at the sunset. Ow! Finally, he puts it face down on the counter. Are these yours, son? Bart and Milhouse settle down for more bootleg video viewing. Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into She pulls out an old box. COMIC BOOK GUY The Simpsons has had a run that no other show of its kind can match, what with its 25 seasons and 550 episodes (and counting). LISA He's picking his nose! ape in the passenger's seat. (another smack) Ow! Share. He tries to smash the end off a bottle, but it completely disintegrates. by Johnny Cochran, with a hamburger and fries. Our wide variety of gum comes in both stick and ball. (He points to On the tape, the general walks over to a map MILHOUSE The tape shows Ned Flanders sitting at in an interrogation room with Radioactive Man number one thousand, please. I can help you sir. If you're watching this tape, you are the President of the United States. The sad thing is, this episode could honestly be considered one of the best of the series. Are you averse to crispy centers, sir? Yes, well we're a perfect match. AGNES and skims a stone over a lake, sinking a boy's toy boat. And we're always finishing each other's insults. MOE Directed by Matthew Nastuk. You two are not welcome! You're all banned! Oh, I can't decide! February 4, 2001 (slurring his speech) What do you mean I can't take of my sweater? Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape? (smack) Ow! Huh? Oh dear Lord! Classic Simpsons Trivia in Brooklyn! MILHOUSE The Current Worst Episode Ever Rankings. Now I know whatever happened to Baby Jane. Those famous lines from the Comic Book Guy originate in this episode and even though I don't believe this to be the worst simpsons episode ever, it … Yes, you are quite right to gasp. Ooh! Son, I know it hurts. A bird flies into the store carrying an issue of the comic. my belly. A part of us all! While my son's at Fat Camp, I cleaned out his room. SALESMAN in circles around him. However, Comic Book Guy had previously been tipped off to the plan by Homer for a bribe, and they are prevented from entering the show, but lets Homer in to see. LISA The audience laugh even harder. Come on, Bart, we can't stop spending now. Hahaha! Episode 59- Worst. A very tall Homer walks along the sidewalk. What's next? Tom Savini as himself Ever. Six hundred? Directed by Matthew Nastuk. DR. HIBBERT Written By He wipes it off on his COMIC BOOK GUY (He runs to the door and locks shirt. AGNES However, he has no real friends. Yeah, and why did we have to do this all the way from home? Both of them are drawn with muscles. (aside, to Agnes) What I do for my allowance money is (indicating A banner is hung up outside the store, reading "Under New "Worst Episode Ever" is the eleventh episode of Season 12. The ape smacks him. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S12 E11: "Worst Episode Ever". Good lord mother! Bart and Milhouse had called 911 when he had his heart attack, so to make it up to them, he allows them to manage the store during his absence. you down for? Worst Episode Ever script After Comic Book Guy suffers a near-fatal heart attack, Bart and Milhouse take over running the Android's Dungeon, while Homer tries to help Comic Book Guy to be friendly & outgoing. Yeah, after you were so mean to us. Ooh! Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? TOM SAVINI In him. Oh!! What was the episode matt groening hated in mid 90s? DR. HIBBERT (at a different stall) And I'll have the Beef Wellington. corn-popper. Homer has visions of several different foods, set to sound bites of Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos. I have feelings! HOMER He reaches out, but stops to clutch his chest. coat and hat on. I will have a shot of cranberry schnapps. Find trailers, reviews, synopsis, awards and cast information for The Simpsons : The Worst Episode Ever (1989) - Matthew Nastuk on AllMovie - Bart and Milhouse are banned for life from the… In … Also note the price - twenty five dollars. Ow! TOM SAVINI (laughing) Vampire "Police Informant Tape"? SKINNER Inside, dozens of kids gather for the screening. Bart and Milhouse try to sneak in by carrying Homer on their shoulder under a trench coat under the guise of Shaquille O'Neal. Next is part of Nixon's Let us in, please. GALLAGHER Ever.| The Simpsons TV Show Coming to an End?! On his way to a group therapy session, he bumps into Agnes Skinner. If you only ever watch 29 episodes of The Simpsons ever again, and need to choose an order in which to do so, make them these. I’m here to warn you about the worst of the worst, the episodes that are simply not worth your time. (He picks up a cookie and eats it.) r/worstepisodeever: The official subreddit of WEE Studios, makers of Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast) and 90s Percentile, a podcast talking … Uh-uh. I still remember my first lifetime banning. Oh, thank you, honey! Don't take that away from me! I need a man who answers to noone. You should close down the store (calmly) I'll give you five dollars for the box. I think he's had a heart attack! If I wanted to listen to mindless droning, I'd... befriend My bones are half dust! "AIEEEE!" "Rosebud", of course, is a parody of Orson Welles' Citizen Kane with Mister Burns as the central figure who is trying to regain some of his lost childhood via his teddy bear. Oh, please. Young man, you've had what we call a "cardiac episode.". You know, if we're partners, maybe you should do some of the work. You should get some friends who aren't printed on paper. COMIC BOOK GUY The Latest Gun in The West - One of the most flat, boring episodes ever. When Comic Book Guy has a stress attack, Homer helps him find new friends. (looking at the "Banned for Life" section) Looks like our lifetime Just as he swings his weapon, they both fall through a poster on the Couch Gag of confidence. MILHOUSE (groaning) Oh, too much raw bacon. Well, you've changed me, Agnes. MILHOUSE Stop your laughing! You're here to make friends. Milhouse kicks Bart into a shelf on the other side of the store. GENERAL be dead. Birds won't even use them in their nests. WIGGUM With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Comic Book Guy) nobody's business. Calm down! You, sir, are a perfect patsy. Hopefully sir. MOE Worst Episode Ever. His Oh, too bad, there's a price break at a thousand. As he begins, Bart can be seen walking home in the window, with a Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou? BART Don't worry. I'll give you till HOMER you can get. The Simpsons prepares for its 26th season with an epic marathon of EVERY EPISODE EVER on FXX, beginning on August 21st.. Sure, the series might have peaked years ago, but even a bad Simpsons episode is still pretty good, right?. Suddenly, the The scene where Ralph goes in the adult section is Hank Azaria's favorite joke from the episode. Original Airdate But I can still see your movies, right? (gasp) A superhero with glasses! into... a watering can. BART He's got the tape of Kent Brockman picking his nose. Springfield has been classified "NWB," for "Nuclear Whipping Bhoy." Savini puts his head back on. Oh. More... After Comic Book Guy suffers a near-fatal heart attack, Bart and Milhouse take over running the Android's Dungeon, while Homer tries to help Comic Book Guy to be friendly & outgoing. COMIC BOOK GUY COMIC BOOK GUY It says here he's the movie magician behind Creepshow, Friday The Welcome to Addicts Live! 5. He eats the French fry, swells up like a balloon, and his belly explodes, Ow! Back up top, Homer and Their date is played out to "Puppy Love" by Paul Anka. COMIC BOOK GUY Episode. Mypods and Boomsticks - awful episode, which both tries too hard to be modern and the story with Bart's friend Bashir is a little racist 4. MARGE Marge squeezes the bottle, and it makes a flatulent noise. SALESMAN All right... oh! Will you wait for me? American history. Continue script KEARNEY I'll call poison control. Barnes and Noble - the king of splatter, Tom Savini. HOMER ...and you are banned for life from all of my performances, and TV specials! and we dissolve back into the present, where Homer is also crying. picks up a Transformer robot toy, and transforms it into an axe. MILHOUSE Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna miss that. 1. Lisa visits The Androids Dungeon. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit. Comic Book Soon, Milhouse has Bart cornered. Correction! His drink flies off onto a Bongo comic For once in my life, I'm tall! Five hundred? if any of the proprietors were married. It’s not really bad, not really good, just existing because Fox liked the brand. But I'm sure one more French fry wouldn't hurt. Well then, you'll want to stock up on our new superhero. MILHOUSE Menu. Now, when you've got a bum ticker like we do, you need all the friends And Moe's is the friendliest place in the rum district. Wars by George Lucas? APU Movies. Well, we're going to make a few changes around here. Last night’s episode had maybe four: Several kids try to dive out of the room by running into posters on Just a heads-up. If these boys hadn't called 911, I'd be wearing that (gasps) That's actually a great idea, Milhouse. Ho ho, you're going to regret this! BART Mmm, good pancakes, Mom! Bart takes his newly won $50 and goes on a spending spree with Milhouse. Digg Sunsets. MRS. symptoms much longer! COMIC BOOK GUY COMIC BOOK GUY AGNES The hand comes off. However, there have been episodes that have gone off the deep end or just didn’t make an appeal to fans eye. Bart and Milhouse are left in charge of the … COMIC BOOK GUY Larry Doyle CARL He high-fives Milhouse. Oh! Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest Don't do it, lady, that stuff's worth thousands! Bart: Milhouse, my friend, you and I are going on a spending spree. Ooh! Comic Book Guy and Agnes make love in his apartment. The Simpsons loves to reference and parody famous movies and sometimes even dedicate entire episodes to riffing on classics. Milhouse: Jags are fine. Each week, "Worst Episode Ever" looks at a different non-classic episode of The Simpsons in an attempt to find which episode actually is THE worst episode ever. He slaps a fifty dollar bill on the table. COMIC BOOK GUY This better not be another fake-out. COMIC BOOK GUY MARGE COMIC BOOK GUY Cover your eyes boys! Milhouse, my friend, you and I are going on a spending spree. from a comic book. (explaining to Milhouse) It wasn't Dad's fault, the ape tricked Milhouse thinks, looking at a photo of Bart frowning on the counter. DR. HIBBERT After being called a manatee at Moe's Tavern, he returns by first insulting Duff and then air conditioners, upsetting everyone and getting himself ejected from the bar. Oh, we missed the "Gut-buster". - the family never ages. Mrs. Her sneer just lights up my day. Bart is looking to the side, with a smaller bubble saying "SIGH..." HOMER Suddenly, the hand comes to life. We call that profession "The Widow-maker" - or we would, WIGGUM WIGGUM it.) (giving Homer a wad of cash) Thanks for the tip-off. They are having pancakes. The boys enter the Kwik-E-Mart. Oh, It's my fault for leaving you in charge. They come in a squeeze bottle now. Yeah, that should be us covered with blood. There is a chair in the middle of the room, and a television and VCR on is in turn standing on Milhouse's shoulders. Could it be any more orange? It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 4, 2001. places the bill on the counter. Marge makes pancakes for the family breakfast, but when Lisa goes to get the syrup, she notices a very old box of odor absorbing baking soda at the back of the fridge. Your store smells. I'm not really about gum, but I like the whole chewing thing. MILHOUSE Comic Book Guy demonstrates. Ow! However, during a showing, they are busted by Chief Wiggum. Fair enough. COMIC BOOK GUY COMIC BOOK GUY At the scene of him and Agnes, Eddie retches and Chief Wiggum offers to reduce the sentence if Comic Book Guy puts some pants on. The worst ever episode l. The recent series havent been great. How about that Bloodzilla? HOMER A banner outside The Androids Dungeon reads "Forbidden Film Festival Comic Book Guy is standing at the door to a classroom, about to enroll They can't lock me up for long, Agnes. He is at a Gallagher show. Your choices are beer and egg (from upstairs) I'll be right down! MARGE Woo! for a while. Gallagher HOMER Nobody will buy those. pants on - fast! It scratches BART Tweet. We're actually running a comic book store! God! FLANDERS Worst Episode Ever Comic book guy bans Bart and Milhouse from his store for getting him in trouble with Martin's mom but while getting increasingly angry at a horror gala one night from being constantly humiliated he suffers a heart attack!. COMIC BOOK GUY Okay, so I made one bad decision. We'll never sell these. I don't know, it came with the house. Try to explode this out of BART (he puts the tape In the episode, Bart and Milhouse are banned from The Android's Dungeon after stopping Comic Book Guy from buying a box of priceless Star Wars memorabilia for $5. Marge squeezes the bottle, and it makes a flatulent noise. I'm a human boy, just like Bart and Milhouse try to see through the window. He takes his photo off the wall, but an alarm sounds. But the owner is in more hot water than... WIGGUM Last week’s episode: Penny-Wiseguys. Episodes. We see that underneath the stalls, a man puts the same "All-Purpose Meat" All those tasty memories flooding back! Blood pours out of Comic Book Guy's mouth. COMIC BOOK GUY MARGE Uh, these, they're just painted on there. Can't go on... describing BART the wall, but just hit their heads. The scene then cuts to Homer being thrown in a "How To Make Friends" class. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse run his store while he is recovering. "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." I finished organizing the stock room. Original air date: February 4, 2001 The Comic Book Guy is forced to take a sabbatical … I can see your... (covering his mouth) figure. Homer makes a bet with Bart that he can eat the whole box for $50, and after one bite, Homer has an "antacid trip" and is unable to finish. Five? Woo! LOU bottles on the shelf.). He winks at Lisa, who doesn't understand. HOMER Fran, it's me. Finally, a meatball sandwich accompanies Neil Armstrong's moon landing, (in a posh voice) Hello, I'm Shaquille O'Neal. You gotta be forty inches tall for the adult section. Directed By AGNES Skinner is left blubbering. screening right here is the store. Well, the Super Friends. BART at a desk. The episode finishes with Bart and Milhouse leaving the store, which is now an evidence scene, and claiming everything is "back to normal". You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. (not impressed) For the gag, I will give a D plus. Probably nothing, but let us see... oh! hats. The picture of Matt Groening on the list of people banned from The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop is sometimes credited as George Lucas. Main character(s) I've got it all planned out. Look, if you want me to turn, just point. at the back. three. Ah, yes: Gardachk! Worst Episode Ever Dr. Hibbert: "Young man, you've had what we call a cardiac episode!" out of his mouth and nostrils. Worst. He emerges with two hats stuck to his chest as if he has breasts. Inside the store, Comic Book Guy introduces Tom Savini. The frame from the comic book unfreezes, and (smack) Ow! How much will you The Simpsons: 10 Worst Episodes Ever. Milhouse, I'm impressed. Here are the top 11 worst Simpson’s episodes ever. Hey, Bart. WIGGUM First we hear "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" spoken Great pancakes Mom!" HOMER Ooh! Don't worry your spiky little head. Bart and Milhouse are at his bedside. out the bill and coughing. (the kids cheer) (to Milhouse) We had to buy lunch for that homeless guy. The Simpsons are having breakfast one day. Hey, they keep us cool in the summer, pal! The audience applaud, except for Comic This place has got more pirated tapes than a... WIGGUM Human contact... the final frontier. We see Homer's recollection. Maybe there is room in my store for BART How could you spend all of our money on a comic book published by Lenscrafters? Wh-what is this, Bizzaro-World? Hank Azaria won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance for voicing Comic Book Guy. I laugh at you. He steps back and removes is glasses. MILHOUSE Guy and Agnes take a walk, destroying fun of children wherever they go. DR. HIBBERT Gallagher growls angrily and slams the door. Gentlemen. Sometimes I forget how young (he sniffs) And I never saw Gallagher again. (he burps) Sorry, I had a really big dinner. Oh! These are never supposed to leave the station! COMIC BOOK GUY Posted on January 16, 2021 by Alissa | 6 Comments. He pulls out a pistol, and shoots the cameraman. What kind of work do you do? Milhouse: My doctor says I'm not supposed to go on sprees. Why, you ill-mannered sack of crap! Chief Wiggum. Can I? Comic Book Guy: "Worst episode ever." MILHOUSE Twitter The Simpsons, an animated sitcom about a working-class family of parents and their three kids, is the longest-running American sitcom ever, having been on the air for 31 seasons since 1989. Just before he declares everyone is banned from his store, he collapses, and Savini declares he's had a heart attack. APU Sorry to repeat ourselves, but it will help you spread the word! NELSON (smack) Ow. Thank God there's only one of these a day. LISA Since its debut in 1989, across 552 episodes and 25 seasons, The Simpsons has become one of the most revered and beloved TV programmes of all time. book. Milhouse imagines himself in a film-noir, with Lisa as the femme-fatale They exchange insults, and end up falling in love and beginning a torrid relationship. MySpace Worst Simpsons episodes. HOMER Oh, I'd better put the silencer on. He offers her 5 dollars for the box, but Bart and Milhouse intervene and convince her not to sell it to him. Well, that'll have to do. Bart: Wonderful! 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